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A ship dropped anchor off Mombasa, Kenya, and cut the Internet to six African countries earlier this week. As well as supplying Kenya, the cable provides internet access to Tanzania, Burundi, Rwanda, Ethiopia, and Juba, which is the capital of South Sudan. The vessel stopped in the wrong area as it waited to enter a port. It was dragging its anchor when it broke the 3,000 mile long fibre-optic cable.

Let's Drop Anchor and Bang.

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Up until recently, this 27 pound lobstah lived in the ocean. Not any more! He was caught, named "Rocky" and moved to the Maine State Aquarium. At least he moved during Non - Summah. Remember, always relocate during Non - Summah. Stressful, tedious missions should be completed then so that you're free when the supreme season arrives. Have A Summah!

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  Summahtime Sadness by Lana Del Rey


Let's do this Who Charted countdown style... Coming in at #5. Senseless title. It's like saying Oxygen Bad Mood. Summah has nothing to do with her Sadness, she's in the dumps about saying goodbye to her loved one. She should have been proactive and tied up any romantic loose ends in Non- Summah. (Summah is won in Non- Summah.) 4. The lyrics on the verses are vibrant and confident but the chorus is sad. That's called a Summahtime Flip Flop. 3. Her downtrodden vocals must have been recorded in Winteh. She is moping like her vocal coach is Lurch from the Adams Family. 2. All that being said, I'm not a LDR hater. I'm hoping she'll adjust to all the attention and progress nicely. 1.If she quickly drops an apology to Summah song, she still has a chance to be named ...First Lady of Summah 2012. In Summahtion, Keep the girl, lose the tune and Have A Summah!